Showing posts with label fire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fire. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 20, 2014

Sales Joke of the Day (May 20) The Fire.

One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside a chemical plant.  Before long it exploded into flames and an alarm went out to fire departments from miles around.  After fighting the fire for over an hour, the chemical company president approached the fire chief and said, "All of our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant.  They must be saved!  I will give fifty thousand dollars to the engine company that brings them out safely!"


As soon as the chief heard this, he ordered the firemen to strengthen their attack on the blaze.  After two more hours of attacking the fire, the president of the company offered $100,000 to the engine company that could bring out the company's secret files.  In the distance, a long siren was heard and another fire truck came into sight.  It was a local volunteer fire company composed entirely of salesmen.  To everyone's amazement, their little fire engine raced right through the chemical plant's gates and drove straight into the center of the inferno!  In the distance the other firemen watched as the salesmen hopped off their rig and began to fight the fire with a fury and an effort they had never seen before!


After an hour of intense fighting, the volunteer company of salesmen had extinguished the fire and saved the secret formulas.  Joyous, the chemical company president announced that he would double the reward to $200,000 and walked over to personally thank each of the volunteer salesmen.  Afterwards the president of the chemical company asked the salesmen what they were going to do with the reward money.


The sales manager, captain of the crew and fire truck driver looked the president straight in the eye and said, "The first thing we're going to do is fix the darn brakes on our truck!"


Moral of the story.  True sales professionals know they need that fire within to work like blazes during the week.  Day in, day out, if they stay focused and keep the heat on, extra rewards and bonuses or spiffs will be theirs.   True sales professionals also know that those who put the brakes on their efforts, because they are afraid of failure, will ultimately never be successful.  Their sales careers will end up in just ashes and smoke.


Continue to keep blazing new trails brave road warriors!   Continue to chop away at your quotas!  For the successful there is no rest.  Only heat!   Can you feel it?   Do you have that fire within?


"Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion.  You must set yourself on fire."
-  Arnold H. Glasow 



Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Sales Joke of the Day (March 11) The House Fire.

When the salesman's house burned down, his first phone call was oddly enough to another salesman, the guy who had sold him his homeowner's policy. 

"I need a check for the cash value of my house, and I need it as soon as possible, " the salesman said firmly.

"I'm afraid it doesn't work that way" explained the insurance agent politely.  "See, yours was a replacement policy, which means that we'll be rebuilding the house exactly as it was before." 

"I see," said the salesman, after a long contemplative pause.  "In that case, I'd like to immediately cancel the policy I have on my wife."

Moral of the story.   For sales professionals, insurance is no joke.   Home insurance to protect your assets, life insurance to ensure that the lifestyle of your loved ones is protected, and wage replacement insurance in case a health ailment or accident leaves you unable to earn a living; are all essential must haves in modern day society.  Planning to fail by failing to plan, in this area of your life, is a risk you do not want to take.


"The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled."     -  Plutarch 





Tuesday, December 03, 2013

Sales Joke of the Day (December 3) The Fire.

The salesman was at the bar after work drowning his sorrows.  An old friend he hadn't seen for years, sat down on the barstool next to the salesman and ordered them a couple of beers.  They had made small talk for about 5 minutes before the old friend asked the salesman about his wife.


"I'm afraid," replied the salesman, "that I lost my wife in a fire."


The friend's features clouded over.  "I'm sorry for your loss.  How did it happen?"


"Well," said the salesman, we were eating lamb flambé when the plate overturned on her dress."


"Oh my goodness," replied the old friend, "you mean she burned to death?  That's just terrible."


"Oh no," replied the salesman.   "The fire fighters arrived on time.   She left with one of them and I haven't heard from her since."


Moral of the story.   True sales professionals know that in order to be successful at sales they need to pay special close attention to prospects or customers who may be a little upset.  Ever hear that old saying, 'Where there's smoke, there's fire?'  True sales professionals know that where there's fire, there's competition!


"Bitterness is like cancer.  It eats upon the host.  But anger is like fire.  It burns all clean."     
                                                                                                                -   Maya Angelou