Showing posts with label gut. Show all posts
Showing posts with label gut. Show all posts

Saturday, April 26, 2014

Sales Joke of the Day (April 26) The Deep Voice.

A salesman is walking along a lonely beach first thing in the morning; clearing his head for the chaotic workday about to begin in just a few hours.  Suddenly he hears a deep voice that says "Dig!"


The salesman looks around but nobody is there.  I am having hallucinations, he thinks to himself.  Then he hears the deep voice again,  "I said, dig!"


So the salesman starts to dig in the sand with his bare hands, and after digging for some time, he finds a small chest with a rusty lock.


The deep voice says, "Open!"


Okay, the salesman thinks, let's open this thing.  He finds a rock to break the lock, and when the chest is finally open, he sees a lot of gold coins.


The deep voice says, "Las Vegas!"


So the salesman cashes his gold coins in at a local bank for just over $250,000.  Buys a plane ticket and heads for Vegas.  When the plane lands the deep voice says "Encore, get a room on the 27th floor."


So the salesman gets a room at the Encore, and as soon as he is checked in and drops his bags in his luxurious suite on the twenty-seventh floor; the deep voice says, "To the casino!"


So the salesman grabs his cash, dashes for the elevator and descends to the main floor casino.  Just as the elevator reaches the main floor, the deep voice says, "Roulette!"


The salesman scans the vast casino floor and spots both the teller window, where he swaps his $250,000 cash for a gigantic pile of roulette chips, and a nearby roulette table.  As he approaches the other players gaze at his pile of roulette chips in disbelief.


The deep voice says, "Twenty-seven!"


The salesman takes his whole pile of chips and drops it on the twenty-seven.  Everybody is quiet when the croupier throws the ball.   Clink, clink, clink, clink, the ball hits and sticks on thirteen.


The deep voice says, "Craps!"


Moral of the story.   True sales professionals know at times to trust their intuition, their gut, the "deep voice" within.  But they also know that one's "inner deep voice" needs to controlled by logic for optimal results.   True sales professionals know that if they let their emotions get out of control, it can have a disastrous financial impact on their career and future.  True sales professionals also know that one needs to put hard limits on the amount of resources one will put into any one deal.  Since  your time and your resources are limited and you need to make quota each and every year; true sales professionals know that they can only afford to take calculated rather than careless risks.   


So go ahead, listen to your own "deep voice."   But do so within reason.


"Change your life today.  Don't gamble on the future, act now, without delay."  
-  Simone de Beauvoir



Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Sales Joke of the Day (August 21) The Gut

A modest salesman is in the hospital for a series of tests.  One of the last tests left his system quite upset.  Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided his latest gut  feeling was just another false alarm.

He was wrong.

In a few seconds he had filled his bed with human waste and was embarrassed beyond anything he could possibly face.  Losing his presence of mind, the salesman jumped out of bed, gathered up all the bed sheets, and threw them out of the hospital window. 

A drunk was walking by the hospital at the time.  When the soiled sheets landed on him he started yelling, cussing and swinging his arms wildly.  This drew the attention of a nearby security guard who ran up to the drunk and asked, "What's going on here?"

To which the drunk replied, "I just beat the "crap" out of a ghost."

Moral of the story.  True sales professionals know to always trust their gut.  They know from experience that failure to do so, can result in a messy situation.  And it's usually those on the ground floor of the operation that get hit the hardest from any bad news.

"Again, you can't connect the dots looking forward; you can only connect them looking backwards. So you have to trust that the dots will somehow connect in your future. You have to trust in something - your gut, destiny, life, karma, whatever. This approach has never let me down, and it has made all the difference in my life."           -Steve Jobs