Showing posts with label doctor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label doctor. Show all posts

Thursday, May 29, 2014

Sales Joke of the Day (May 29) Return Phone Calls.

"Yeah, Doc, what's the news?" asked the salesman when the doctor called with his test results.

"Well, I have some bad news and some really bad news," admitted the doctor.   "The bad news is that you only have twenty-four hours to live."

"What?   What!   What could possibly be worse than that?" gasped the salesman as he sank to his knees."

"Well," replied the doctor, "you didn't return my call yesterday."

Moral of the story.   True sales professionals understand the importance of returning phone calls as soon as possible.   In this day and age, prospects and customers don't like to wait.  If they can't order from you, they will order from someone else.   While not returning phone calls right away won't necessarily mean the end of your life, it could mean the end of your business.

"You must know that at any moment a decision you make can change the course of your life forever:  the very next person you stand behind in line or sit next to on an airplane, the very next phone call you make or receive, the very next movie you see or book you read or page you turn could be the one single thing that causes the floodgates to open, and all the things that you've been waiting for, to fall into place."          -  Anthony Robbins


Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Sales Joke of the Day (May 28) The Bruises.


During a routine physical examination, the doctor noticed severe bruising on the salesman's shins.   So he asked the salesman, "That quite the bruising you've got there.   Do you play soccer, football, baseball, hockey or some other tough physical sport that's doing that to your shins?"

The salesman looked down at his black and blue shins and meekly replied, "No doc, I just play bridge with my wife."

Moral of the story.    True sales professionals know life isn't fair.  Not everyone gets dealt the same cards.  Daily dedication and hard work is the only way you can make up such a deficit.  Persistence is the only way to cross that "bridge" from mediocrity to success.  That is, of course, if success "suits" you.

"Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishment."    -  Jim Rohn






Friday, January 17, 2014

Sales Joke of the Day (January 17) Par For the Course.

A salesman was out golfing with three of his long time friends from high school.   They were having a great time, when all of a sudden the salesman felt a horrific sharp pain shoot from his wrist, up his arm and to his chest.   He had never experienced pain like this before.  Every inch of his body simultaneously seized or cramped, he couldn't talk as the horrible, searing pain took his legs out from under him.  He slumped into a heap at the beginning of the tenth hole.


Lucky for the salesman, one of his high school friends was a doctor, who recognized early on that the salesman was experiencing a heart attack.   The doctor immediately loosed the collar on the salesman's golf shirt and started CPR, he told his buddy to call the clubhouse and have them rush the defibrillator out to the tenth hole immediately.  The last member of the foursome was instructed to call 911 immediately and have them send an ambulance.


Within a couple of minutes the defibrillator arrived and in the doctor 's expert hands, saved the salesman.  The ambulance arrived shortly after that, and the salesman along with the doctor were whisked away to the hospital.   Some tests were run on the salesman, and the doctor performed a bypass operation later that afternoon.


Four weeks later the salesman and his buddies were back on the golf course again.  At the first tee, the salesman shook the doctor's hand and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment.  But I thought you would like to know that as a result of your quick thinking that saved my life, that you are now mentioned in my will."


"That is very, very, kind of you," replied the doctor.  "May I see the copy of the prescription I last gave you?  I'd like to make a little change."


Moral of the story.   True sales professionals know that in order to be successful at sales they need to make certain that everyone in their immediate circle is paid their due.   From large sums of money to mere gratitude; bills left unpaid can not only cost you future business, but they can sully your reputation and destroy friendships.  Remember, in the long run, what you put out to the world, you eventually get back.  So why not distribute nothing but your best?


"Develop an attitude of gratitude, and give thanks for everything that happens to you, knowing that each step forward is a step toward achieving something bigger and better than your current situation."     -  Brian Tracy