Monday, July 30, 2012

Sales Joke of the Day (July 30) The Bank Job

Two sales reps are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in.  While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the two sales reps, up against a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, smart phones etc.

While this is going on sales rep number one jams something into sales rep number two's hand.  Without looking down, sales rep number two whispers, "What is this?" to which sales rep number one replies, "It's that $50 I owe you!"

Moral of the story.   No matter how dire the circumstances a number one sales rep stays number one by always looking for opportunities to make money.  The ability to toss losing situations to your colleagues, cannot be overlooked.

Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place."   -  Johnny Carson