The salesman’s co-worker decided to get married on Valentine’s Day. Attending a wedding for the first time, the salesman’s little girl whispered to him, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"
salesman thought for a moment and whispered back, "because white is the
color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life."
His daughter thought about this for a moment, then said, "So why is the groom wearing black?"
Moral of the story. True sales professionals know that in order to
succeed in sales one must strive to keep the peace on the home front.
Especially, on special occasions like Valentine’s Day, you have to
remember to cover all your bases. So, to all you married guys out
there, make sure that you call your wife from work right now, and wish
her a heartfelt “Good Mourning!”
"A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others."
- Frank Morgan