Sunday, December 15, 2013

Sales Joke of the Day (December 15) The Clone.

The saleswoman led such a hectic life that she decided to ease her load by making a clone of herself.  The clone was a perfect replica except for the fact that it swore a lot.  No matter what the saleswoman did, she could not stop her clone from swearing. 

In the end, she was losing so much business because of her clone's fowl mouth that she decided to end the experiment by pushing her clone off of a tall building.

She was charged with making an obscene clone fall.

Moral of the story.   True sales professionals know that in order to succeed at sales they must always speak with the utmost professionalism.  There will be those times, or those frustrating individuals that make you want to lose your temper and curse or swear.  But just remember, they are not worth it.  If you sink to their level, they win.   Generally speaking, those folks that insult others, ridicule others and hurl venom whenever they can, are just not happy with themselves or their accomplishments.   

"The foolish and wicked practice of profane cursing and swearing is a vice so mean and low that every person of sense and character detests and despises it."      
                                                                                                      -    George Washington