Friday, November 22, 2013

Sales Joke of the Day (November 22) The Chair.

A salesman and his wife were out shopping.  

"Darling," said the salesman's wife,  "it's my mother's birthday tomorrow.  What can we buy her?  She hinted that she would like something electric."

"How about a chair?" sugested the salesman.

Moral of the story.   True sales professionals know that in order to be successful in sales, they have to look after their health.   Did you know that if you spend too much time just sitting in an office chair, it could result in DVT or deep vein thrombosis?

DVT can cause death via blood clots and stroke.     That's why true sales professionals take a brief walk once an hour to keep their blood flowing smoothly and their minds alert.   They know that just this little bit of activity will not only boost their productivty but will boost their overall health as well.

"The discontented man finds no easy chair."    -   Benjamin Franklin