Friday, January 31, 2014

Sales Joke of the Day (January 31) The Juggler.

A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. "What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?" asks the cop.

"I'm a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act."

"Oh yeah?" says the doubtful cop. "Lets see you do it."

The juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches masterfully.

A couple driving by slows down to watch. "Wow," says the salesman to his wife. "I'm glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're giving now!"

Moral of the story.   True sales professionals know that in order to succeed at sales you need to celebrate and unwind every so often to recharge your batteries.   Super Bowl weekend is one of those times to party!!!    But remember, never try to juggle drinking and driving, or you could end up getting pulled over and torching your career, or worse. 

"It's hard to juggle being a businessperson with being a creative person.  You have to organize yourself."   -  Vera Wang