Friday, September 06, 2013

Sales Joke of the Day (September 6) Flatulence

Each and every time he broke wind, the word "Honda" would flutter from the salesman's behind.  Going to doctor, the salesman demonstrated this unusual phenomenon, which, much to his surprise, didn't phase the doctor in the least.
Going round to the salesman's mouth, the physician found an abscessed tooth, which he promptly pulled.  At once the salesman's problem was solved.
"That's amazing!"  said the salesman.  "But tell me, how did you know what to do?"
"Simple," answered the doctor.  "Everyone knows that abscess makes the "f-a-r-t"  go 'Honda."
Moral of the Story.   True sales professionals know that in order to be successful, oral health is extremely important.  Cavities, abscesses, plaque buildup, and halitosis can lead to slurred speech, awkward communication or lost sales.   When meeting new prospects you want to be putting your best foot forward and not into your mouth.   So remember to brush your teeth at least twice a day and see your dentist at least twice a year.
"Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles."   -    George Eliot