Saturday, April 12, 2014

Sales Joke of the Day (April 12) The Wedding Night.

A salesman named Dan and his wife Eileen, had just entered their very posh suite at the Hyatt.  A bottle of champagne , two fancy wine glasses and a crystal dish filled with chocolate covered strawberries were by the bed.  It was their wedding night.  Pulling a very sexy negligee out of her suitcase, Eileen was startled when Dan tossed her his pants and told her to put them on.

She tried but they fell down in a pool around her ankles.  "Honey, I can't wear your pants," Eileen protested, coming around the bed to hand them back to him.

"D-a-r-n straight, and don't you forget it," ordered the new husband, "I'm the man and I wear the pants in this family."

Eileen slipped out of her panties and tossed them to Dan.  "Put these on darling," she asked sweetly.

Of course Dan couldn't pull the little piece of lace past his knees.  "I can't get into your pants, Eileen," he complained.

"That's right," she snapped.  "And it's going to stay that way until you change your d-a-r-n attitude!"

Moral of the story.   True sales professionals know that their spouse is the key to their sales success.  If there is trouble on the home front, you can't be fully effective at work.  In today's economy where both spouses have to work; there is no time to argue about who wears the pants in the family.  You both have to!  Success in today's economy requires a true partnership;  both spouses contributing on the home front and in the field. 

And for you guys out there who are planning on getting married real soon, or have just been married and still think that you are the "King" of your castle....    Training classes for you will probably start on the second Saturday after you're back from your honeymoon.  And these two words, just two words, will save you a whole lot of pain, stress, frustration and uncomfortable nights on the sofa downstairs...    Care to know what they are?    You may as well start practicing them now, because you will be using them a lot in the future...   And the two most important words in your vocabulary will soon be:

"Yes dear."

"My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me."
                                                     -  Winston Churchill