Monday, April 14, 2014

Sales Joke of the Day (April 14) The Parking Meter.

A drunken salesman walked up to a parking meter and puts in some change.

The meter goes up to sixty and he says, "Hey, I lost 140 pounds!"

Moral of the story.  True sales professionals realize that in order to succeed they can't just stand around and weight all day.  Sales won't come to you.  You have to chase them down.   Never allow yourself to be parked on the sidelines.   Get engaged with customers, front and center.

"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today.  They left a little note on the windscreen, it said, 'Parking Fine.' "     -  Tommy Cooper