Friday, April 18, 2014

Sales Joke of the Day (April 18) The Newlyweds.

A salesman and his new wife quickly realized that their marriage wasn't going to work and filed for divorce.  The judge asked them what their problem was.

The salesman replied:  "In the five weeks that we've been together, we haven't been able to agree on a single thing."

The judge turned to the salesman's wife and asked: "Have you anything to say?"

She promptly responded:  "It's been six weeks, your honor."

Moral of the story. True sales professionals know that constant bickering, nagging, complaining or nitpicking can have a real draining effect on one's career.   Whether it's a boss, a spouse, or a colleague at work, these negative nanodes can take the energy right out of you.   The only cure is to unshackle yourself from such individuals immediately.  You'll get a real charge out of it!

"Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will."  - Zig Ziglar