Monday, April 14, 2014

Sales Joke of the Day (April 14) Sales Training.

Three cemetery plot salesmen, during a break from their sales training, in Las Vegas, go into a nearby back alley to shoot up.  The first cemetery plot salesman sterilizes his needle, swabbed it with alcohol, and shot up.  Then he passed it to the next cemetery plot salesman, who swabbed the needle and shot up.  Then he passed it to the third cemetery plot salesman, who stuck the needle right into his arm.

"Are you crazy man?" screamed the first two.  "Haven't you heard of AIDS?  You could get sick, man, you could die."

"Don't be ridiculous," said the third cemetery plot salesman in a lofty tone.  "I'm wearing a condom."

Moral of the story.   True sales professionals know to avoid mixing drugs and alcohol in back alleys in Las Vegas.  Death after all, profits no one.  Unless of course you're in the business of selling cemetery plots.

"He who rejects change is the architect of decay.  The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery."    -  Harold Wilson