A salesman and his wife were sitting in the living room discussing a "Living Will".
"Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine
and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." said the salesman.
With that his wife got up, unplugged the salesman's flat screen TV and threw out all his beer.
"Television has changed the American child from an irresistible force to an immovable object." - Laurence J Peter