Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Sales Joke of the Day (May 28) The Bruises.

During a routine physical examination, the doctor noticed severe bruising on the salesman's shins.   So he asked the salesman, "That quite the bruising you've got there.   Do you play soccer, football, baseball, hockey or some other tough physical sport that's doing that to your shins?"

The salesman looked down at his black and blue shins and meekly replied, "No doc, I just play bridge with my wife."

Moral of the story.    True sales professionals know life isn't fair.  Not everyone gets dealt the same cards.  Daily dedication and hard work is the only way you can make up such a deficit.  Persistence is the only way to cross that "bridge" from mediocrity to success.  That is, of course, if success "suits" you.

"Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishment."    -  Jim Rohn